Raise your hand if you've been binging Love Is Blind and pretending that you don't see that your TV stand is totally covered in dust ????????♀️????????♀️????????♀️.
Your other shoes are gonna be soooo jealous of your new Steve Madden sandals that are an affordable swap for the $700+ Hermès sandals. The rest of your footwear will feel like Woody when Andy got Buzz Lightyear.
The humans you love deserve to feel the strange joy of this depressed duck lamp and this shaker of Thin Mint seasoning you leave on the kitchen counter at all times.