JLo’s Jeans Are as Big as Her Ego & I’m a Fan
Jennifer Lopez has had a season, that’s for sure. She made a controversial documentary about her life that she funded on her own, and it has been derided by intellectual cinephiles and online haters. Fair enough, that was kinda silly. But if you were JLo, would you not spend your own money making art that no one else understands? That’s a charmed life, bitch. But what we’re here to talk about is the outfit. Jennifer Lopez’ pleated jeans look amazing and actually, they endear me to her.
While stepping out in Manhattan this afternoon, she wore a very cool pair of ginormous pleated balloon jeans. The jeans have a button up closure. She paired it with a boxy gray turtleneck and a pair of white K-SWISS platform sneaks. Perfect fit. It has an obnoxiously big tag that says, “MADE IN ITALY,” which is funny because after having watched the Brandy Melville doc, we know that doesn’t mean anything. But JLo doesn’t need to prove she’s posh to us.
Despite all the commotion, I want to see Jennifer Lopez win. The Internet is laughing at her movie and her bodega order, and honestly, YAWN. She’s a rich lady who is trying and failing to be relatable. Who cares? I am always rooting for a scorned woman having a rough press day. And even though her pants are as big as her ego, at least she knows how to style it.
