My Lungs Are Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At These 17 Black Twitter Tweets From The Week

    "Two income household is literally the best so whatever you do in this life, make sure your partner has two jobs"

    While we can't endorse what X has become, we can bring you the worthwhile moments that still exist there, curated and free of the surrounding chaos.

    Amidst all of the chaos we're currently existing in, at least one thing has remained consistent — the hilariousness of Black Twitter.

    This week is no exception, so let's get into the jokes. Enjoy:

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    Screenshot of a Twitter post by Roy Wood Jr. with a tweet about appearing in the audience of a courtroom TV show

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    Tweet from HollywoodChris: Oldest wants a movie to make her cry. Tried walks and hardball, nothing worked. Opting for "Marley & Me" to evoke tears

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    A tweet with a screenshot of a video showing a man seated in a formal setting, labeled "Sec. Kennedy," with a police officer in the background

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    A person in a car covers their face with a hand, looking embarrassed. Text: "Hot IT guy was fixing something on my laptop... still sharing my screen with him."

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    Side-by-side image of two pancake styles. Left: thick, textured pancakes. Right: smooth, uniform pancakes on a griddle

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    Screenshot of a tweet showing a text conversation where someone is being criticized for loud arguments at night, with crying emojis

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    A person looking surprised, captioned about seeing a manager on sick leave during job interviews at another company

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    A tweet expressing surprise at the opening lyrics of a Rod Wave song, deciding to stop listening due to the intense emotion

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    Bird perched on a bird identification book, appearing to "read" its own description in the book

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    Social media post by @monet_llip: "if w. e. b. dubois... who gone be the girls?" with 12.3K likes

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    Tweet by user @lilmissdopey: "it's getting too hot for periods i'm ngl" with 4.9K likes, posted on May 22, 2025

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    Tweet discussing the quality of Jamaican mac and cheese, suggesting it's better left to Black Americans

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    Tweet by DEVO: "Yall blame everything on zodiac signs, so you got evicted bc you an Aries???" with 1 million views

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    Tweet by Victoria: "Two income household is literally the best so whatever you do in this life, make sure your partner has two jobs."

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    Twitter post about kids and dogs avoiding challenges; humorous take on modern childhood

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    Tweet responding to a question about weird things that cause anger, referencing unnecessary shoulder taps

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    Person relaxing in a bubble bath, looking at a phone. Caption says, "Me checking my birth chart to see why my life is like this."

    That's all for this week! Let us know which tweet was your favorite, and check out last week's roundup below if you missed it.

    My Lungs Are Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At These 20 Hilarious Black Twitter Tweets From The Week