Jeremy Clarkson and Kaleb Cooper get into a fiery squabble during the brand new series of Clarkson's Farm when they attempt to mend the farm's dam.
Jeremy, 64, his girlfriend Lisa Hogan and farm manager Kaleb are back in the new season of Clarkson's Farm, which launches on Prime Video next month and follows Diddly Squat Farm in Oxfordshire. In episode three, Jeremy attempts to mend the farm's dam in order to protect the local wildlife.
At first, Jeremy gets a robocut to clear and trim the surrounding area so it can open up the space around the dam so it can be repaired. Jeremy is later joined by Kaleb with things going, in Jeremy's words, "swimmingly" at first but the TV star then teases: "But, from that moment on, the arguing started because when it came to dam building, we both knew best" as the two disagree with each other's ideas.
A frustrated Jeremy exclaims: "Shush, please, please listen please!" to which the duo attempt to settle the dispute by installing a laser measuring device and they create a temporary dam to which Jeremy admits: "Which is when the squabbling got worse..."
As they disagree again, Jeremy says: "Please stop interfering" with Kaleb replying: "You're so sensitive, all the time!" the farm manager then has to use a piece of machinery as he keeps reversing and appears to not hear Jeremy who shouts: "Don't touch the laser, don't touch the laser thing, no, don't hit the laser... oh for f**k's sake! I've never seen incompetence like it!"
Kaleb is frustrated too as the machinery gets stuck as Jeremy instructs to put it in crab steer but it appears Kaleb isn't listening as Jeremy keeps repeating crab steer, saying: "You're not in crab steer, no, Kaleb, stop it!" but Kaleb points out that it is in crab steer but the wheel won't turn and they need a chainsaw to unlock the branch holding back the machinery.
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Jeremy then asks Kaleb for advice on what part of the tree to chainsaw with Kaleb helping to guide but as Jeremy starts using the chainsaw, it gets stuck, and Kaleb shouts: "You idiot, you're meant to cut from the bottom!" but it is too late as the tree collapses on Jeremy, who shouts: "Oh f**k you! You knew that was going to happen... that wasn't funny!"
But Kaleb hits back, saying he tried to warn him, adding: "I didn't do f**k all!" with Jeremy responding: "You've spent all morning throwing f**king rocks at me and now the tree landed on my b****y head!". Kaleb points out of Jeremy's blunder: "You cut from the bottom because it was pinching" with Jeremy responding: "It pinched onto my head!" to which Kaleb adds: "Oh it's f**king bulls**t!", insisting he had warned him.
It comes as a synopsis for the upcoming season teases: "The third series [finds] Diddly Squat facing some seriously daunting challenges. The crops are failing in the severe hot weather, inflation has driven prices of supplies sky high, dreams for the beloved restaurant are dashed and now the farm shop also faces closure.
"Jeremy urgently needs to come up with creative new ways of making ends meet, so hatches a plan to turn a profit from hundreds of acres of unfarmed land - thick woodland and hedgerows that make up half of Diddly Squat. This triggers an avalanche of Clarkson-crafted schemes, involving everything from goats and pigs to mushrooms, nettles and deer.
"Someone new arrives to Diddly Squat, which puts Kaleb's nose out of joint - as well as the returning characters all working to help Jeremy's farming ambitions come to fruition."
Clarkson’s Farm series 3 launches globally on Prime Video on May 3rd 2024. *Follow Mirror Celebs and TV on TikTok, Snapchat, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and Threads.